Ok, I just gathered the past quotes of my journal-entries here... just for entertainment.
Enjoy....

And if you want to contribute.. go ahaid.. I'm always looking for more good, witty, humorus and true quotes. They don't have to come from celebrities and stuff.. can be your own or from your relatives... they sometime are even better than the known stuff anyway




Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
~Brendan Hills~

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
~Voltaire when asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan~

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
~Douglas Adams~

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
~Chinese proverb~

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought.
~E.Y. Harburg~

Bethany: It's been my experience that the average male is never a man, not even for ten minutes in his entire lifespan.
Clinic Girl: That sounds a little bit militant. Are you thinking of joining the other side?
Bethany: Couldn't do it . . . women are insane.
Clinic Girl: Well then you have to go back to church and ask God for a third option.
~Dogma~

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
~Jeff Foxworthy~

"you know... since I've fallen in love with you, I keep thinking strange thoughts everyday, to the extend that I wonder If I've become slightly perverted.."
"You are perfectly perverted!!"
~Some Manga I forgot what it was~

-Is he that pop-idol or do they just share a name?
-They just share a name. No idol is smart enough to get into Touou
~Death Note~

My kharma just run over my dogma
~sticker found in some souvernirshop in Salem MA~

I'm a good housekeeper. Everytime I leave a man, I keep his house
~Zaza Garbor~

Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'."
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
~The Simpsons~

For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
~H. L. Mencken~

The artist can't wish for something better than harsh friends and polite enemies
~ M. von Ebner-Eschenbach ~

The difference between truth and fiction: fiction has to make sense
~ Mark Twain ~

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
~ Penelope Lombard ~

Think hell, with better furniture.
~ Jarod "The Pretender" ~

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
~ Rita Mae Brown ~

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.
~ Marie von Ebner- Eschenbach~

Seen a 100th times, laughed for the 200th time
~ my grandmother, watching "dinner for one"~

When choosing between two evils, I like to try the one I've never tried before
~ Mae West ~

Let thy smiles pulverize to atoms the rocks of sorrow
~ Paramhansa Yogananda ~

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead.
~ Chinese Proverb ~

Love teaches even asses to dance.
~ French Proverb ~

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
~Chinese Proverb ~

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
~ Chinese Proverb ~

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
~ Irish Proverb ~

don't know whether the world is full of smart men bluffing or imbeciles who mean it.
~ Morrie Brickman ~

The only way to have a friend is to be one
~Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
~Dave Tyson Gentry ~

The principal mark of genius is not perfection but originality, the opening of new frontiers.
~Arthur Koestler ~

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
~An Irish blessing ~

Past is past and we must live the present to survive the future.
~Martin Ducavne ~

Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone
~ Unknown ~

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
~ A. A. Milne ~

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.
~Unknown ~

It is the friends you can call up at 4AM that matter.
~Marlene Dietrich ~

it happend.. because.. because... because of the denial of my parents!!!!
~my bro ~

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
~Friedrich Nietzsche ~

Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.
~Italian proverb ~

Too late to appologize, for I have already forgiven you.
~Robin Hobb ~

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon
~Napoleon Bonaparte ~

One day at a time.
~me, and my impossiblity to plan more than one day ahaid ~

Crisis.
A great creative phase.
You just have to get rid of the scent of cathastrophe it has.
~Max Frisch ~

Some girls have to get laid to be sucessfull.
I had to be sucessfull to get laid.
~ dunno who ~

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh ~

It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
~ Terry Pratchett ~

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!"
-- Rule One (Thief of Time)
~ Terry Pratchett ~

My Karma just run over my Dogma
~ Bumper sticker of doom ~

Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different
standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another.
There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.
~ Squall, Final Fantasy VIII ~

SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
~ found on some frozen dinner... just HOW stupid do they think we are? ~